sarahtypeswords:

wetorturedsomefolks:

memejacker:

several-talking-corpses:

memejacker:

caligula had anime eyes

wait romans painted their marble sculptures
it looks like a cheap theme park ride mascot

yep
here’s a statue of Augustus

and here’s a reproduction of the statue with the colors restored 


i honestly think that what we consider the height of sculpture in all of Western civilization being essentially the leftover templates of gaudy pieces of theme park shit to be evidence of the potential merit of found art

"I tried coloring it and then I ruined it"

sarahtypeswords:

wetorturedsomefolks:

memejacker:

several-talking-corpses:

memejacker:

caligula had anime eyes

wait romans painted their marble sculptures

it looks like a cheap theme park ride mascot

yep

here’s a statue of Augustus

and here’s a reproduction of the statue with the colors restored 

i honestly think that what we consider the height of sculpture in all of Western civilization being essentially the leftover templates of gaudy pieces of theme park shit to be evidence of the potential merit of found art

"I tried coloring it and then I ruined it"

riannafinch:

A cute pic of me in 100 years

riannafinch:

A cute pic of me in 100 years

untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

image

dajo42:

interesting superpowers

  • making people forget about object permanence
  • growing a wing. just one. fly around in circles
  • summoning vaseline
  • changing the colour of objects into their complimentary colour
  • super speed but only when drunk
  • instantly mastering the swear words in any language

lostincape-town:

I’m attracted to intelligence. Not the book smart type of intelligence. I could care less whether you’ve gone to college or how much money you make because of it. I like intelligent conversations that make me think even hours after it’s ended. I soak up words from radical minds.

stunningpicture:

If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!

stunningpicture:

If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!

fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

tagged: +q 

returquoise:

When you try to think of a word and can only remember it in another language.

tagged: +q 
tagged: +q 
fowler08:

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this

fowler08:

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this

tagged: +q 

bropakpro:

touch-my-cuboner:

zecretary:

zecretary:

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings

It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.

lmao there it is 

tagged: +q 

jaclcfrost:

love triangles are so unnecessary so often like… they’re used too much… they’re unnecessary. this is unnecessary. i am not interested. i feel like yawning. i’m yawning

tagged: +q